thought for eternity:
there is always some madness in love

yet there is also always some reason in madness

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"So I think we need a new plan. Next time a country wants to take us on, 'stead of sending bombs, let's try this: send everyone in the country a color television and a satellite dish. And give 'em the basic package, not HBO — screw those people. And before the war starts, we make them all sit down. "Okay, we'll go to war with you. You want a piece of us, fine, fine. Before we go, I want you guys to understand us a little better, so you have to sit down and watch ESPN2 for 24 hours. 'Cause you watch ESPN2 for a full day, you're gonna understand America a lot better. 'Hi, we're America! We build monster trucks for fun! We developed the top fuel dragster, zero to three hundred thirty miles an hour in under five seconds, cause, pfft, we were bored. Piss us off, heh, and see what we build! And we may feel bad about it later! Ask Japan. But before we feel bad... we're gonna jack you up! And then we're gonna send you FOOD! 'Cause we're America; we're schizophrenic. Don't mess with a nation that needs medication!'" --Christopher Titus, via [info]roxygurl1984

let's hurt someone
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while death may be boring and torture makes you feel sick, fighting brings you to life.

is it the screaming that makes you feel sick, or the loneliness you feel at your apathy towards it?

negation
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there is nothing that means that it is justified. unfortunately, you will find that the pointlessness of the entire situation in no way negates the seriousness of it.

the worst thing about killing someone is the fact that there is no great dramatic moment, no defiant last words.

the second worst thing about killing someone is that the body doesn't fade into the ground or burn itself away. it just lies there, a vehicle without a driver, all of its usual maintainance tasks neglected.

and that bit, the bit where there is a piece of meat that used to be a man, gives you a terrible new perspective - because it doesn't really seem that different from the carcass of a slaughtered animal, and if this was once alive, once meant something, what of those carcasses?

you look at the body and there is no difference between it and the body of a deer - and you feel guilty for not being overcome with guilt. for you feel that you should be affected by the fact that this one was the same as you - but it wasn't, not really, and your conversations with the animals that wear clothes aren't any more significant than when you talk to your cat.

here you are then, you are a murderer. and to think you expected to be justified. to think you expected a great light to come down out of the clouds. to be crucified, to be vilified, to be worshipped. to find enlightenment in this most taboo of acts.

but it is nothing, the act as empty as your soul.

just a body.

now that you've killed him, who are you going to talk to now?

lol @ slate
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It's all gone completely out of hand. First we had the Obama administration last week releasing a pile of super-top-secret memos in which it was suggested that the president could ignore any of the odd-numbered amendments (like the First) and also ignore the even-numbered ones (like the Fourth) if the Bill of Rights ever got in the way of his war on terror. The legal analysis therein was so bad, the memos actually came with an official apology for their own badness. Days later, there was John Yoo, formerly of the Office of Legal Counsel and principal author of these memos, arguing forcefully in the pages of the Wall Street Journal that if President Barack Obama adheres to the rule of law in the war against terror, he'll be caught blinking stupidly into the middle distance as terror plots unfold. Indeed, Yoo went so far as to warn the new president that "risk aversion" should probably not guide his anti-terror strategy, as though Obama perhaps plans to fight al-Qaida by hiding under various antique coffee tables.

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It has been reported that some victims of rape, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not wake up. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren’t being raped. The only way that they realized they needed to wake up was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to wake up. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and please wake up.

xposted to the other journal.

lol, NYT
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"…Mr. Joy said a prosecutor, Nicholas Marsh, concocted the scheme to send Mr. Williams away after prosecutors held a mock cross-examination in which he did not perform well.

Still, there is considerable evidence that Mr. Williams was truly sick, including the fact that he has since died. " – The New York Times

LOL
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…the cafe frequently changes the name of its wireless network to things like:

BuyAnotherCupYouCheapskate

HaveYouTriedCoffeeCake?

BuyaLargeLatterGetBrownieForFree


Source

ALL ABOARD THE FAILTRAIN: American law at its most lulzy
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Religion cases are fun! Here's a 10th Circuit clusterfuck ruling on a case now before the Supreme Court.

Now, what the Supreme Court needs to consider, is the following:

Does the existing monument (religious nature is not yet relevant) in the public park mean that everyone is entitled, by their right to free speech, to erect monuments in the park, as it is a public forum and we do not discriminate between transitory and permanent speech?

Well, it would. That would actually kinda suck because religion is irrelevant to the free speech question here, and so (as only content-neutral discrimination could be allowable) any place with a war memorial (for example) could become filled with useless clutter.

However, the Utah authorities claim that the 10 Commandments monument is government speech, which allows content discrimination - the idea is that governments can have their own opinions and values, though they can't discriminate or choose between what opinions or values the public can express.

So the city is saying that the monument of the 10 Commandments constitutes government speech because the government owns and controls the monument:

But consider this:

To make government ownership of the physical vehicle for the speech a threshold question would turn essentially all government-funded speech into government speech. But this would be an absurd result. No one thinks The Great Gatsby is government speech just because a public school provides its students with the text. --Justice Tacha, in response to dissent from denial of rehearing en banc (from the 10th Circuit ruling)

I do not believe that a simple "government ownership = government speech" argument needs to succeed for park monuments to be considered government speech: my opinion on the outcome of this case is below. Anyway, succeeding in labelling the monument as government speech has its own pitfalls. I think Dahlia Lithwick puts it well:

Summum isn't before the court as a religion case. It was brought as a free speech case, and, as Jay Sekulow of the American Center for Law and Justice learns about three minutes into oral argument this morning, if he wins this case as a result of the court's free speech jurisprudence, he will be back in five years to lose it under the court's religion doctrine. The more zealously the city claims ownership of its Ten Commandments monument, the more it looks to be promoting religion in violation of the Constitution's Establishment Clause.

Chief Justice John Roberts puts it to him this way: "You're really just picking your poison. The more you say that the monument is 'government speech' to get out of the Free Speech Clause, the more you're walking into a trap under the Establishment Clause. … What is the government doing supporting the Ten Commandments?"
--Slate

Sekulow references a precedent allowing a 10 Commandments display in a park in Texas. If you read the 10th Circuit opinion(s), you'll have come across that precedent repeatedly.

JUSTICE GINSBURG: The difference between the two is that the Texan monument had a 40 year history, and nobody seemed troubled by it.
SEKULOW: The Utah monument has a 36-year history.
JUSTICE SCALIA: I think 38 years is the cutoff.

Hilarious, Scalia.




I think the issue will be resolved as follows:
The 10 Commandments monument will be ruled government speech. Although, as Tacha points out, government-funded speech does not automatically become government speech, it can be goverment speech. The line that I think the Court will take is that although monuments in a park are not always government speech (take, for example, a sculpture exhibition) the allowed monuments become government speech as soon as the government refuses the creation of another monument for content-based reasons.

The take-home message to governments will be in the following terms: If you are going to allow the public to create monuments, you must allow monuments to the extent of free speech; however, if you want control over the message, it must be YOUR message. You cannot discriminate between what messages the public is allowed to convey.

Therefore the Texan monument is not government speech. Because nobody has been denied the right to erect another monument, the government can say that the public is entitled to create monuments in that park and an example of such monuments is the 10 Commandments monument.

However, the Utah monument is, because the government is discriminating between one type of content and another. As they cannot do this to the public's free speech, it follows that they must be discriminating between messages that they wish to be part of their own government speech and those that they do not.

Utah, then, wins this round; however, Summum wins the next because they are then the victims of religious discrimination.

End precedent: If you discriminate between monuments then the monuments are government speech. This is okay and you can get away with it unless the monuments are religious - if you allow religious monuments you must allow all religious monuments.




What do you think? Legal, ethical, philosophical and completely uninformed arguments and opinions are all welcome.

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So this resulted in this.

TLDR: McColo provided "bulletproof" hosting services, refused to drop clients that were being complained about. Has now been depeered and is unreachable.


So. Thoughts on this? Personally I think it's a violation of neutrality and the effective destruction of a hosting company is not something that should be done lightly. This is a bad precedent. I wonder how effective misinformation campaigns could be if undertaken by rival hosting companies? Very, I suspect.

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this is worth reading.

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Jeffrey Goldberg: What if you don’t know how to steal a credit card?
Bruce Schneier: Then you’re a stupid terrorist and the government will catch you.

from here

i have been trying/to behave myself
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it keeps growing
and I can feel it [breathe]

I have been trying to tolerate you.

I will not tolerate you, you are weak. There is too much weakness, too much imperfection, and too much content.

I am zero content.

In the world in which we find ourselves, there is an unlimited amount of stuff to read, an infinite plurality of views. It forms an amorphous blob of bullshit with which we console ourselves though the reality is that we know nothing have learned nothing and can prove none of what we believe.

If you read blogs, if you have RSS feeds subscribed to, if you watch nightly television or read pop science, then this is to you; your views are worth nothing if they are not properly founded and if you cannot support them to the hilt. We recycle opinions, different sources within the sociomedia referencing and linking to one another. It's truly synaptic; the sociomedia (especially the "blogosphere") is brain-like in its methods of thought. When we see a meme, a Thing Of The Moment which influences everyone and is suddenly known by all, what we are viewing is a thought in the mind of the meta-consciousness, the social mind. Don't hold your breath waiting for it to show signs of consciousness though, these signs won't be easily spotted by us.

But with this complexity comes weakness, vulnerability and potential failure. This because nearly everything in the metaconsciousness is referenced against other internal sources and very few of us source our information externally, that is from experiment or new study. Therefore we assume that our sources are valid, and though this may well be normally true there is still vulnerability due to the global reach of mistruth. A lie, so it is said, can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still getting its' boots on. Language has become likewise pluralistic and inprecise, and as a result we face a situation where, outside of the very few fields which use clear language to express their meaning (mathematics being one) anything which can be said can be interpreted and reinterpreted to suit the interpreter. Even mathematically based formulae can be abused and mistranslated as soon as one "summarises" or "explains" the symbols on the page. As we have been reminded to some effect recently, the leadup to Operation Iraqi Freedom utilised some rather poor-quality pictures of generic buildings, which when labelled "CHEMICAL WEAPONS FACTORY" or similar suddenly acquired deadly meaning and threatening association. It's not necessary to Photoshop images when you can simply induce a misunderstanding.

And while original research may well be sound, while the fundamentals of what is being determined may be valid, when three thousand bloggers have reinterpreted it and referenced one another rather than the original source, it's nothing more valuable than the largest game of Chinese Whispers known to exist. Politics is a classic example of just how much distortion can take place in but one or two generations of retelling from the source.

Nobody does their own research, nobody does their own work and so it's nearly impossible to determine between what is true and what is not. You all recycle one another's opinions and all you add to the discussion is volume. An argument expressed in a few symbols can be far more elegant than one expressed in thousands of words.

So perhaps we're focussing on the wrong part of the world. Maybe it's not the bloggers who tell you what they had for dinner that are wasting space, maybe it's the ones that link you to the latest cool thing they've come across. To know what you should be reading, take all the blogs you watch. Find out where they source their information, find out where these sources source their own information, et cetera. You'll find that some of these data-trails double back on themselves, but others will eventually actually go somewhere other than "I heard the other day..." or "I came across URL". These sources, if they're reputable, are what you should be reading. If anything at all. And when you've read them, THINK ABOUT THEM, CONSIDER THEM FROM MULTIPLE PERSPECTIVES, and then - only then - you can try to write something. The only time when you should write something is when you've DIRECTLY got good sources; that is, you've read the reports yourself and are summarising for yourself. Then, if you can bring other information to the matter (provide previously unconsidered context, etc) you should write something. If all you can do is make it more interestingly written, you're a failure and shouldn't write anything. And when you do write this mystical and as yet theoretical blog post, tell people not to reference it but to use your sources themselves.

It won't be as interesting as reading Boing Boing and Wired Blog and putting links up with cute pictures, but it's much more intellectually honest and you'll have the unique privilege of being able to claim that you are a useful blogger.

Even this is an imperfect way of going about things and rather a compromise. I would prefer that people worked things out for themselves, but that's generally impractical these days. Still, I'd rather that you made observations, even just of your life, and applied them to things rather than referencing.

I could count my zerocontent posts on my fingers. That is because I believe that for blogs whose purpose is not merely to recount and comment upon the life of the author, quality is everything and quantity nothing. If I do not have anything interesting to say or I am not in a position to say it, I will say nothing.

If you do not have something extremely insightful to say, or if you are unable to articulate it properly, don't say anything at all. If you absolutely have to show us this link you found, link and say nothing. Every word of summary you write corrupts the text.

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what

pwned
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recently deceased OSS agent Roger Hall's favorite stories involved a colleague sent to occupied France to destroy a seemingly impenetrable German tank at a key crossroads. The French resistance found that grenades were no use.

The OSS man, fluent in German and dressed like a French peasant, walked up to the tank and yelled, "Mail!"

The lid opened, and in went two grenades.

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The Western Literary Canon and Contemporary Revaluation




One of the enduring cultural artifacts of the period of Liberal Humanist dominance as a cultural paradigm is the Western Literary Canon, a group of works considered by Liberal Humanist writers to be the most valuable and significant works created in the Western world. In the latter half of the 20th century, elements of the new cultural paradigm began to criticize and devalue the Canon on the basis that it was too homogenous a group of works; a common criticism being that it was mainly composed of the writings of the male aristocracy, the “dead white males”. The postmodernist viewpoint sees the canon as elitist and outdated. The poststructuralist viewpoint sees the entire concept of a canon as ridiculous, holding rather that as there is no objective value in anything, the “most valuable works” can only be the most valuable works from the subjective viewpoint of a particular viewer. And the postcolonialists feel that a truly representative canon should value works by nonwestern and indigenous peoples as equal to those created by the DWMs, even in situations where one work is a cave painting by an anonymous artist and the other is a volume of influential poetry.



As a group, the contemporary theorists have achieved partial success in devaluing the Canon in the popular mind. But many critics and a large number of lecturers and teachers still feel that it is of value; even with Postmodernism at its peak of influence, students are still taught Shakespeare and the classical poets.



Evidently, then, there are a number of people with opinions residing between the two viewpoints, choosing to subscribe entirely to neither viewpoint. However, no middle ground is understood to exist; there are discrepancies that has not effectively been resolved, and the centrist majority are thus denied methods of expressing what they believe. It, then, is the intent of this essay to determine to what extent the two viewpoints can be reconciled. In particular, many of the elements of the contemporary platform contradict other elements, though it will become clear that an immutable traditionalist canon is not a defensible position. 



The term postmodern has been being used since the late 19th century and, due to the poor popular understanding but extraordinary popular influence of the movement it is most often used to describe, it has a multitude of different meanings attached to it in the public imagination; therefore, we find it necessary to specify exactly who and what we are referring to. During the 1960s, significant counterculture and antiestablishment movements gained traction within American and global universities, arising out of radical feminism, the civil rights movement and Vietnam War opposition. Cultural movements including postcolonialism, poststructuralism, anti-foundationalist philosophy et cetera influenced these movements. These cultural movements, while different in many ways, shared the common nature of being revolutionary movements and thus shared a common interest in defeating and overturning the status quo. The new wave of radicals fought the status quo wherever they found it; they fought the draft, they fought sexism, they fought racial segregation; and when they came to the lecture hall in colleges and universities across the world, the most visible literary symbol of the status quo was the Western Literary Canon. The incarnation, so to speak, of tradition and the establishment. They therefore gave it their automatic condemnation. Postmodernism, in the context of this essay, began very much as a product of the Baby Boom. However, since this first instinctive backlash against the Canon, serious and reasoned criticisms of it have been made; whether they are of value in themselves or whether they merely exist to justify an irrational dislike is irrelevant, and we will consider them as they are presented to us.



The nature of the criticisms leveled against the Western Canon is that they tend to claim to be irrefutable - that the inability of defenders of the Canon to demonstrate any objective superiority of included texts validates the arguments of the attackers. However, the notion that the Canon has no objective demonstrable value has its genesis in the postmodern relativism, heralded by Jacques Derrida and Jean-François Lyotard, of a lack of absolute truth and a world of relative and subjective values. However, we can observe that, if indeed there is no objective value (or “Capital-T Truth”), it is largely meaningless to criticise any work based on its lack of said objective value. One might as well criticise a man for his lack of magic powers, an obviously useless criticism in a contemporary society where magic is widely understood to be primitive superstition.



In a sense, all objective concepts of value must inherit the value from a higher authority. Ancient Greek philosophers believed that any characteristic that could be observed in an object was inherited from some ultimate incarnation of that characteristic; this was expressed again in the way that the Christianised West held all objective Truth and all objective Value to be inherited from God, His teachings and His Word, codified in The Holy Bible. Indeed, the Bible may be considered to rival even Shakespeare in its primacy as a canon text. However, this expectation of objective value persisted for some considerable time after Christianity lost its stranglehold on thought, continuing until the very concept of universal truth and objective value was trampled underneath Postmodernism’s advance.



However, as Frederich Nietzche points out in Thus Spake Zarathustra, to leave things at that juncture is to leave one’s journey only half completed. We start off with concepts of higher value; the Word of God, the Grand Narratives, the Universal Truths - and by comparison to these higher value-structures, subjective truth and subjective value are minor and not valuable. Thus, when the constructs of objective value are shown to be artificial and false, it is tempting to conclude that no significant value remains and that all is relative, or that all is meaningless; but that is nihilistic, leads us to despair, and is simply not useful. Not only is it not useful, but it is additionally shortsighted, failing to see the following: it is not the case that there were higher values but they are gone. Rather, it is the case that there never were higher values; that when we thought there were we were deceived by illusions; and that to see subjective value as inferior is to perform the self-contradictory feat of accepting these illusory objective values for the purpose of comparison with the subjective ones, while simultaneously denying them their own existence. Rather, we should simply accept that subjective values form the highest values in existence, and that they are (or should be) privileged as such. So, according to this line of thought, valuation of the Canon is subjective, but this can be valid. 




In order to perform a meaningful valuation of anything in a world of subjective values, we turn to influence. We consider how works have been received by critics and the public, and we consider the influence that said works have had on later authors. And this is an arena in which the true value of the Canon can be appreciated; whatever one’s personal subjective opinion on the Canon, it is undeniable that these works have greatly influenced not only authors but simply people, all over the West. The works of the Canon have shaped how Western people see the world and how they interpret their own lives to an extent not seen outside this list of “privileged” works. Undeniably sexism and racism are a part of the history of the Canon - nonwhite or female authors faced discrimination and difficulty in being published, not to mention that members of these groups were much less likely to have the ability to write well; this not being due to any inferiority in intellect, as thought at the time, but rather being the simple result of the fact that being a skilled author required and to an extent still requires an above-average level of wealth; said wealth being sufficient to acquire a good education (meaning that one cannot simply make money oneself; one’s parents must have been wealthy) as well as the possession of sufficient funds that one does not have to worry about supporting one’s family through professional work. Due to this, most of the Canon was written by male members of the aristocracy, who were exclusively white. Females and ethnic minorities were largely denied the opportunity to contribute, and that is unfortunate - but it does not mean that we should try now to deny this and retrospectively revalue texts to try to appease our artificial notions of equality.



Language exists exclusively for the purpose of communication. Even the most profound words are meaningless and useless to the responder who does not understand the language used by the creator. Yet understanding the language is far from being adequate, in terms of ensuring that two people can communicate efficently with one another. It has been understood since time immemorial (indeed, it is seen in Plato’s Allegory of the Cave) that shared experience is vital to understanding. We manufacture reality and shared understanding is required for knowledge to be effectively transferred between individuals.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            As argued by Steven Pinker in The Language Instinct, humans have a genetically programmed predisposition to attempt to learn to communicate. This is a concept which is repugnant to much contemporary thought, and to postcolonialists in particular - nevertheless, the scientific consensus, which is based on evidence rather than rhetoric, shows that in several fields at least humans are naturally predisposed to act in certain ways and that these ways can vary depending on the gender and heritage of the individual. This is contrary to the contemporary belief, unsubstantiated by evidence, that all behavior is defined by cultural context and that there are no natural behaviors. Mr. Pinker’s specific point is that the nature of humans as social animals requires us to interact and communicate with one another in order to survive and prosper. Yet any skilled translator can tell us that some concepts cannot be properly translated from one language to another, that there is no simple way to express the connotations of a word in one language with the tools of another. The nature of connotation as communicating meaning outside of what is obvious demonstrates to us how the complexities of language and linguistic context rely on shared understandings, mutual similarities in worldview. Perfect understanding is not possible between different individuals, as perfect uncorrupted translation from thought to word to thought again is impossible; in a sort of constantly recurring “death of the author” (Barthes, 1967) situation, everything we think, write or understand is shaped by ourselves as dynamic individuals and by our own constantly changing context. This constantly changing context means that we cannot communicate even with our future selves with perfect understanding; though we are more likely to understand what we meant, since such great shared understanding is held in common.



Though Sigmund Freud believed that our mutual understandings were the product of fundamental similarities in our childhoods, perhaps a more accepted viewpoint is presented by C. G. Jung, who in his theory of collective unconsciousness points out that myths are “spontaneous presentations from the unconscious of psychological and spiritual truths” (Johnson, 1977). From this viewpoint, myths are universally meaningful and represent universally valid patterns of life, what he called “archetypes”. According to Jung, a myth is a sort of collective dream, applicable to mankind as a whole; a person who understands a myth is in touch with the universal questions which all of us subconsciously ask ourselves. This would, then, allow the understander-of-myths not only to fit into society better, but also enable him to better communicate with his peers. Postmodernism, of course, is fundamentally opposed to such concepts. Jean-François Lyotard defined the postmodern condition as being characterised by “incredulity towards metanarratives” (Lyotard, 1984), but this has often been considered to be, as a “universal skepticism” towards metanarratives, a metanarrative in itself; and thus, self-refuting. Regardless of the philosophical intricacies of the matter, sociologists continue to find that, like it or not, some stories (or “myths”) do seem to have widespread meaning.



Because of the infinitely complex factors influencing context, which in turn shapes understanding, perfect communication is not possible; yet it is valuable and useful for us to come as close as practicable, and by sharing “myths”, we are able to create an approximation of understanding that is specific to those individuals that share this cultural context with us. Earlier we mentioned Roland Barthes’ 1967 essay, Death of the Author. In that essay, Barthes notes disapprovingly that readers (in 1967) tended to try to consider the author’s personal context to extract meaning from his work. By considering the author’s race, upbringing, socioeconomic status and a host of other factors, readers believed that they could attain greater understanding. Barthes tells us that this is not valuable from the context of reading works, simply because any interpretation can be subjectively valid; regardless, it is certainly valuable from the context of recieving communication. It is the prerogative of the reader to choose to accept or not accept the viewpoint of the author, but if communication is to take place the intention of the author is of primary importance. We must allow ourselves to communicate if we are to interact with other individuals as societal creatures, and to communicate shared understanding and shared context must exist. Were a contemporary urbanised youth to attempt to communicate with a youth of similar age, plucked from the 19th century and raised in what might seem to the first youth extreme conditions, they would simply not be able to understand one another on some issues, likely those relating to philosophy, religion and romance. The mutual understandings and similarities in worldview that we share unite us as a social group.




Nowhere in this essay will the reader find the claim that the Western Literary Canon is universally applicable; indeed, it is called Western for a reason. But within the Western ethnic/social grouping, the texts of the Canon are the most influential, most widely acknowledged incarnations of the shared understandings that allow us to communicate complex meanings efficiently, and they, by virtue of their wide influence and huge readership, help us to define what binds us together as a society.



Certainly, there are many valid criticisms that can be made of the Canon as an immutable set of texts, composed by dead white European males. For the Canon to remain relevant at all to society, let alone claim to be the pre-eminent descriptor of the shared understandings of said society, obviously it must evolve as the society does or be consigned to the dustbin of history. Yet it could probably be said that this has taken place and continues to do so. While it is, as we have emphasised before in this work, the Western Literary Canon, as we become more inclusive and multicultural a society people of more widely varied backgrounds become part of our societal history and their works become part of our literary canon. Salman Rushdie and Vladmir Nabokov, for example,  would have to feature in any serious attempt at listing the works and authors of the Canon; though Rushdie is Indian and Nabokov Russian. In any case, the Canon is not a rigidly defined set of works and no universally recognized definition of what is and is not included exists - rather, despite the attempts of some organizations -notably universities- to present an authoritative and definitive opinion on what is included, the Canon is simply generally understood to include some works and not others. It seems appropriate that a body of work which comprises the shared stories and mutual understandings of our culture should itself be defined in terms of mutual understanding.




This, the web of mutual understandings that define the Western Literary Canon, is often poorly understood by the detractors of the Canon, who might rhetorically ask “Who gives these works their value? Who decides what texts are worth studying or reading?” Their point is one of élitism, but few things could be less elitist than a body of works defined merely by influence. Though the question asked is a rhetorical one, an attempt to answer it might read as follows:




I define the Western Literary Canon. As do you, as do all of us. Whenever a text influences a reader in Western culture, it becomes a part of the Canon. Those texts that are generally accepted to be Canon, the most influential texts in the Western world, reached that position not through the deliberations of committees or the arguments of philosophers; not even through critical acclaim. Rather, it is through the individually made choices of countless individuals to read and be influenced by the Canon that these works can claim to be significant parts of the story that binds us together as a society.




No doubt in a social vacuum, a central Canon text and a random pulp novel are of equal value. But Canon texts are incarnations of Myth, the predominant signifiers of the ancient stories of society. Carlo Gozzi claimed “that there can be but thirty-six tragic situations.” (Goethe) in Western culture , and that all stories told are different interpretations or ways of telling them. These thirty-six are the true Canon, represented by their most influential incarnations.




As our contemporary Western society becomes more tolerant, more accepting of diverse viewpoints and more pluralistic, the canon becomes more wide-ranging and inclusive. Contemporary thinkers often make the mistake of thinking the Western Literary Canon to be the only such body of work in existence; rather, every culturally distinct social group of humans has its own shared body of stories, its own Myths, its own Canon, so to speak. The Western Canon is the most obvious to Western thinkers, because it is widespread due to colonialism in previous centuries, it is entirely written or recorded, and simply put, Western thinkers are used to it. But even in societies which have little written tradition, a shared body of understood stories exists - an example would be Australian Aboriginal groups, who share a Canon of verbally retold myths collectively known as the Dreamtime legends.




With globalisation and the advent of modern communications allowing people separated by continents to communicate instantaneously, we move closer to a single global culture, a worldwide similarity of cultural experience. This occurs because we pick up ideas, Myths, from those we communicate with simply in order to understand them better. Two sub-outcomes are possible as a result of this trend; possibly one culture (likely Western) will dominate the others. This is a monoculture scenario, involving diversity being smothered by the societal dominance of the monoculture and resulting in greater worldwide interpersonal understanding at the cost of a reduction in the availability of unique experience or new conceptuality. However, it is also possible (and more likely) that rather than any one culture exhibiting clear dominance, existing cultures and their defining stories will interact and, to a degree, merge. Canons, then, will likewise merge to the point that we become unable to discern, other than historically, the Western elements from the rest of a Universal Literary Canon, just as languages appropriate words from one another when they are without adequate translations.




The texts of the Western Literary Canon are influential and thus valuable because a large proportion of the people who read them find them to be powerful and moving. While for this to be the case, the authors must have been skilled in the use of language and dextrous in their application of conceptuality, the power of Canon texts comes from the fact that they speak to us at a visceral level, from the way that they deftly articulate stories that were already to a degree present in our subconscious.




The postmodernists claim that the Western Literary Canon is also élitist in that it presents a divide between “high and low culture”, and say that people of lower socioeconomic status are disempowered by the inaccessibility of canon texts. It, however, is no more than an attractive delusion that we live in a classless society; the well-read and literate educated members of society certainly tend to mainly associate with themselves, though they are far from having any sort of monopoly on wealth. However, as we have stated before, the nature of the Canon is simply that it is a collection of texts that interpret and present the great stories of our society. The Canon certainly has no exclusive hold on these stories, and pop-culture presents us constantly with accessible interpretations on the same myths. Jane Austen’s Emma, for example, is a canonical text which presents a mixture of Plots 21 (Self-Sacrifice for Kindred) and 28 (Obstacles to Love) that was deftly reinterpreted into the much more accessible Clueless, a contemporary retelling of the same story that was successful and widely viewed enough to make more than 56 million dollars. Even when following a script line-by-line, a skilled director can make a canonical story accessible and wildly popular with an audience not usually thought to be open to Canon texts; Baz Luhrmann’s film adaptation of William Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet being a seminal example. This work took possibly the most central love-story to the Western Literary Canon, (which is possibly so central because it includes elements from so many of the classic Myths) and transformed it to be more accessible and more obviously relevant to a contemporary audience. The result was spectacularly successful, making close to 150 million dollars in a staggering demonstration of the universal applicability and power of Canon stories. Other examples could include the likewise extraordinarily successful adaptation of Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings series, West Side Story, another adaptation of Romeo and Juliet, and Mel Gibson’s The Passion of the Christ, based on the Christian Bible. In fact William Shakespeare, who is widely understood to be the most central author to the Western Literary Canon, is also the most filmed author of all time; more than 420 feature-length film adaptations of his works have been produced, not to mention countless made-for-tv transformations and uncountable movies, television shows, radio dramas, books and plays which draw heavily on his work. As the most influential author in the history of English literature, Shakespeare is also the most canonical.




Many of the flaws in the Western Literary Canon are in fact flaws in how it is percieved in the popular imagination. Classic, liberal-humanist definitions of it are imperfect, painting the Canon as a set-in-stone collection of Works that are objectively Great and inherently more valuable than other, supposedly inferior texts. As far as that definition is concerned, the Canon is indeed a useless collection of elitist rubbish with little relevance to contemporary methods of reading and responding to texts. But that is not how the Canon should truly be percieved. Rather, it should be seen as a dynamic, alive, continuously evolving grouping of the most influential texts in our culture, as the living symbol of the metanarrative of western society. The Canon brings together the stories that make us a culture, a people, that give us identity and the ability to share understanding. It changes as the society does; it is defined by society; it is moulded by society.




And in that sense, the Canon is and will continue to be of great value to all of us.


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Here's a template e-mail the Obama campaign might consider disseminating.

From: [Redacted]
To: [Redacted]
Subject: WHO IS BARACK OBAMA?

There are many things people do not know about BARACK OBAMA. It is every American's duty to read this message and pass it along to all of their friends and loved ones.

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A tape exists of Michelle Obama saying the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE at a conference on PATRIOTISM.

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Who would have guessed that when you remove Garfield from the Garfield comic strips, the result is an even better comic about schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, and the empty desperation of modern life?


ETA:

FUCKING ALSO. OH GOD WHAT

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flat panel tessellation derived from complex surfaces to enable ease in constructability and a directly evolved spatial environment through lighting, programmatic adaptation and structural simplicity. Each panel’s uniqueness is afforded by the efficiency of digital fabrication while coded parametric relationships allow an emergent structural efficiency, from a single panel to the complete adaptability of the surface as a whole.

Don't get me wrong, there isn't anything about that I don't understand - even coded parametric relationships - but I read that and all I can think is YOU ARE A HUGE FUCKING WANKER DIE NOW.

You too?

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Inanimate Object Bites Back:


original content? in MY boingboing?
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So I was reading through my RSS feeds, when I came across this wonderful image.

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In the comments...

lulz )

NOTED, THX FOR ADVICE.

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